Two Reddit posts that made me physically laugh out loud

The first was in r/jokes:

Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she plays Mortal Combat Scorpion says “Stay over there!”

u/merio67

The second I found tonight and for only the second time this year, LOL’d

Someone made a cake of Andúril and the comment was:

In your stomach shall it be reforged”

u/DraphicGesigner

And

The cake that was eaten!
It has been remade

u/SelfReddicating

By Mateo de Colón

Global Citizen! こんにちは!僕の名前はマットです. Es decir soy Mateo. Aussi, je m'appelle Mathieu. Likes: Languages, Cultures, Computers, History, being Alive! \(^.^)/