E-mail to Allison 1.25.2004


Hey hottie, this is your classmate El Mateo.  I’ve just made you a very
kick-ass CD complete with your Will Smith songs and other old school classics.  In return I demand that you go out to party with Axel, myself, and any other degenerates who would like to join the debauchery.  You have exactly 2 to 3 weeks to comply.  After that we kidnap and gag you.  You have turned us down for an entire semester and that doesn’t sit well with our masculine egos.  I have some good places in mind, unless you and your esoteric, shady, anthropology friends have better places that us common folk don’t know about.

Having made my position known,,, I leave you with my signature


Mateo Cortina del Toledo

—– Original Message —–
Sent: Monday, January 19, 2004 8:51 AM
Subject: Re: Boy am I a sucky student

You’re great!  Thank you!  I suppose I should ask Iiko-san or somebody but I’m afraid they would stop talking to me if they realized how completely clueless I am.

Alright, I’m off to study the vocab.

Thanks so much for writing back!!


By Mateo de Colón

Global Citizen! こんにちは!僕の名前はマットです. Es decir soy Mateo. Aussi, je m'appelle Mathieu. Likes: Languages, Cultures, Computers, History, being Alive! \(^.^)/