Hey hottie, this is your classmate El Mateo. I’ve just made you a very
kick-ass CD complete with your Will Smith songs and other old school classics. In return I demand that you go out to party with Axel, myself, and any other degenerates who would like to join the debauchery. You have exactly 2 to 3 weeks to comply. After that we kidnap and gag you. You have turned us down for an entire semester and that doesn’t sit well with our masculine egos. I have some good places in mind, unless you and your esoteric, shady, anthropology friends have better places that us common folk don’t know about.
Having made my position known,,, I leave you with my signature
Mateo Cortina del Toledo
—– Original Message —–
Sent: Monday, January 19, 2004 8:51 AM
Subject: Re: Boy am I a sucky student
You’re great! Thank you! I suppose I should ask Iiko-san or somebody but I’m afraid they would stop talking to me if they realized how completely clueless I am.
Alright, I’m off to study the vocab.
Thanks so much for writing back!!